shipsnotdrugs:

so my friend and i were home alone and naturally we ordered a pizza

we had a simple request

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so when the doorbell rang we were super excited but our delivery person was this really confused old guy

he was like, “i’m sorry, but i don’t know what the heck a TARDIS is, so i drew the closest thing i could think of”

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he drew us a tortoise

god bless this man

i gave him a twenty and told him to keep the change

breakcorechoirboy:

squarepizza:

im fucking crying my therapist has these little mamushka dolls in her office and the first one is so pretty like

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and then it just goes downhill from there

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brokensoul-surroundedbylove:

zzbbtt:

i dont think i’ll ever stop reblogging this shit

😭😅😭😭

orthopedick:

"Are you wearing the Ch…"Chanel Boots? Yeah, I am.
justt-stayy:

I don’t .. I don’t understand…


I thought it looked kind of cool
niall-lover19:

This is so accurate
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True/False game. Make an assumption about me in my ask and I’ll tell you if its true or false. Go.

"Is evil something you are? Or is it something you do?"
Bret Easton Ellis, American Psycho
  • first day of school: 30 pencils, 64 crayons, 20 pens, 12 rulers, 10 notebooks.
  • end of school year: 1 pencil you found in the hallway.
  • disarms:

goodbye my love

    problematicspice:

    profoak:

    k999:

    shakira is 93 years old and she still looks hotter and plays soccer better than you in a long ass dress,just let that sink in

    FIRST OF ALL HOW DARE YOU SAY SHAKIRA IS 93 YEARS OLD

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